Thursday, August 28, 2008

September 1, 2008-It does not follow

Consider This for September 1, 2008-It Does Not Follow

Non-sequitur is Latin for "it does not follow." It is most often used to indicate something which does not follow logically normally in writing but sometimes in the spoken word and always in life.

When I took my first English class in college over forty years ago my instructor would often mark a paragraph with the notation, non-sequitur, meaning that somehow my thoughts wandered away from my original topic. He meant that it did not fit together or “it does not follow.”

This past week it seemed as though every way I turned there was another non-sequitur.

I will start with the best one. Somehow my television set went haywire and changed over the Fox News last week. There on the screen was a well dressed middle age man talking about how “The Surge” in Iraq had been successful. His best example of success was that “we had managed to bring sewage to the people of Iraq.” That of course piqued my interested. I immediately thought of long convoys of tanker trucks hauling “sewage” from Iran, Syria and all of the surrounding countries to Iraq. What a wonderful thing to do. Bring sewage to Iraq. Of course he meant sanitation systems or facilities to deal with human sewage that is naturally generated by the Iraqi people without the United States “bringing sewage” to the Iraqi people.

With the Democratic National Convention in Denver last week the news was fraught with many more bad examples of things not following. More non-sequiturs.

I love the ads of the former Hillary Clinton supporter talking about how she will now vote for John McCain. That is fine if that is what she wants to do but the ad really gives the impression that she never did support Hillary Clinton. She also makes a point to telling the world that she is really a Democrat but that she has had some sort of epiphany and is now a McCain supporter.

And speaking of John McCain. There is another ad telling people to vote for McCain because once he is elected president he will, once again, return to being the independent minded free thinker he was for years in the Senate. That is also ok but if it is true why doesn’t McCain run as “the old John McCain” and not as the person who has all of a sudden become very close to George W. Bush and now supports all of his policies and programs.

And on the other side of that coin, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden both refer to John McCain as a longtime, close personal friend and a fine Senator and a wonderful man. Then they go on to attack him. That is a tradition in politics or at least in the Senate where you never demean a fellow senator. I have mentioned this before but it is protocol to address a fellow senator as the wise, kind, intelligent Senator from Arizona who apparently has lost his mind in the proposed legislation.

By the way. They do not do that in the House of Representatives. I have called the House a form of mud wrestling where in the Senate you can hear a pin drop over the snoring of the Senators contemplating their role of giving advice and consent to the world.

Another one of my favorites. I own a Honda Accord EX. I paid about $20,000 for it four years ago. Since I bought my car I have noticed that BMW, Mercedes, Jaguar, Lexus and Acura along with a lot of lesser brands such as Chevrolet and Ford all have exactly the same body design. So the bottom line is that you can spend $20,000 to buy a car that has a great body design or you can spend $80,000 to buy another car with the same body design. Kind of crazy if you ask me unless you have a lot of money to waste.

I have done some research on the subject and the very first car with that design was the Ford Taurus. I would imagine that the wind tunnel tests were excellent for the design and it has to do with fuel economy.

Regardless, it does not follow.

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