Saturday, November 28, 2009

Golf


I got this from a newspaper in Australia this morning so it might be old or not true. Apparently Tiger Woods was having an affair with a "hostess" from New York and this occurred in Australia. The word is that Mrs. Wood found out and hit Tiger in the head with a golf club and then she chased him into his car continuing to beat on him and his car. He backed over a fire hydrant and into a tree and then she broke out the window of the car to "rescue" him or maybe try a 9 iron on his face. Time will tell.

A word to the wise. If you play golf and have an affair you need to hide your clubs from your wife.

Or if you are chef you need to hide your knives.

Or if you are a cop you need to hide your guns.

I just wonder if Mrs. Woods put a tee in his mouth and then used a driver to hit the ball/head.

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