Sunday, November 29, 2009

Viagra


The politics
in the election
in Uraguay
have reached
a new low
or high
if you are
looking for
comedy relief.

One opponent
is attacking
the other candidate's age
and indicating
that he needed
to use Viagra.

"When
centre-right
former president
Jorge Battle
suggested
that the
Tupamaros movement
had links
to a recently
uncovered
weapons cache,

Mujica gave
a characteristically
flamboyant response.

I'm going to
send him a bottle of Viagra
so he can amuse himself
with more useful things
than saying this kind of crap,"
said Mujica,
who also
goes by the nickname "Pepe."

Interesting response
as if he would actually
use the Viagra
if he were not
running for election.

Actually
using the Viagra
might help him
and other politicians
do what they do
to the people
more effectively.

Better politics
through chemistry.

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